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11.06.2025 03:15

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
No way
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
What do all Indian parents have in common?
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
No, not a chance