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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 03:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

AI Cracks Secret Language of Sticky Proteins Linked to Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

Loons and Moons

No way

They put up a sign reading

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

8 Signs You Should See a Cardiologist, According to Doctors - EatingWell

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

What do all Indian parents have in common?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

No, not a chance

Which race of women are the hottest?