What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 01:06

No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
So they tried
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
What is the STAR interview method?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..